The Difference~~

well3x, lets check this out...i got it from other blog(credit to Acap "Aku hanya serangga" blog)...really funny la,and its real...hahaha...baca je laa...

LUNCH TIME

Lelaki

1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
2. Sampai je kedai makan, masuk
3. Ambik Pinggan
4. Letak nasi
5. Letak Lauk
6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali
7. Cari tempat,duduk dan Makan
8. Habis
9. Balik bilik or rumah

Perempuan

1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan
2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan
3. Sempat mengumpat dulu
4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki
5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri.
6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu
7. Ramai orang, cari kedai lain.
8. Jalan lagi
9. Dah puas ati..masuk..
10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit.
11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan
12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke??tak bersih?..eeeeiiii..
13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi
14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit
15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali
16. Buang balik nasi..banyak..
17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(alih2 tinggal sejemput)
18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit
19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini
20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit
21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi
22. Jengok lagi?sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling
23. Ambil lauk
24. Pusing lagi
25. Carik sayur pulak!
26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit
27. Ke kaunter bayaran
28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan
29. Berbisik ngan kawan “alaamak byk la aku ambik”
30. Sampai depan kaunter “berapa?”
31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2..
32. Keluarkan duit
33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)
35. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi
36. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk.
37. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!!
38. Cari tempat duduk lain
39. Jumpa..Duduk..
40. Alamak.Air tak order lagi
41. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung
42. Order air
43. Bangun
44. Ambik sudu
45. Duduk
46. Bangun
47. Ambik Tisu
48. Duduk
49. Air sampai
50. Belek dompet (Step tadi)
51. Bayar
52. Tutup
53. Minum air
54. Start makan
55. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan
56. Makan separuh..kenyang
57. Sebab dah minum air
58. Letak sudu, letak garpu
59. Pinggan tolak tepi
60. Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap
61. Ngumpat2..tgk orang
62. then....balik...

Hahahahahahahhahha..wakakakakhahahakakkahahahhaa...~~~
tapi,se'complicated' pompuan pown, lelaki suka jugaaaaa.... :p

Penatt...~~

fuhh...tadi seharian berjln2...bosan jg duk rumah..lagipon,dkt2 mo habes cuti ni,better jln puas2...huhu...mo balek perak udaaa,errrgghhhh...mlsnyaa belajarr~~~

hehe...btw,tadi jln2 ngan kaka n ikhwan...pi tong's ja,beli2 la apa2 yg cambest...pi beli baju c ikhwan tadi...comell nii...teda pula pic dia,nda pyh la...mls..haha...

actly aku suka jln2 sama budak2 ni...sebab aku suka mainn...klu pi mall,mana2 ja la...CP ka,Wisma merdeka ka,1Borneo ka,CT mall ka,giant,karamunsing etc etc, tak sah klu aku nda masuk bahagian kanak2 a.k.a yg ada bnyk mainan2...aku suka tu main2 mainan sana,tgk2,belek2, pegang2,tekan2 mana yg berbunyi tu...hehe...klu bising, mrh kunun c ikhwan "jgn tekan2 tu"...padahal aku ni yg tekan...hahaha..lgpun nda la malu masuk bahagian tu,cz aku bawa budak2 kan...ada alasan la...hehehe...klu aku beli mainan untk c ikhwan,aku beli yg mana aku rasa aku mo main...hahhaha...nnt di kereta,aku dulu main..pastu baru bg c ikhwann...haha,naseb ko la ikhwann.. :D

okla,pnt bha ni...mo rht dulu...esok maybe aku jln lagi...ada hall..gudnyte~~

Ketawa adalah ubat terbaek...hehe

Boss berkata kepada Secretary : Kita akan outstation selama seminggu, jadi
aturkan segalanya.

Secretary menelefon Suaminya : Untuk seminggu boss saya dan saya akan
outstation, awak pandai2 jaga diri nanti...

Suami menelefon Buah Hatinya : Isteri saya akan outstation selama seminggu,
jadi mari kita habiskan masa bersama-sama....

Buah Hati menelefon Murid tuisyennya : Saya kene bekerja selama seminggu,
jadi awak tak perlu datang untuk tuisyen...

Murid tuisyen tersebut menelefon Atuknya : Atuk, untuk seminggu saya takde
kelas sebab cikgu saya sibuk. Mari kita habiskan masa bersama...

Atuk (the 1st boss) menelefon Secretary : Minggu ni saya nak abiskan masa
bersama cucu saya.. Batalkan outstation tuh...

Secretary menelefon Suaminya : Minggu ni boss saya ade kerja, kami dah
membatalkan outstation tu...

Suami menelefon Buah Hatinya : Kita tak dapat nak habiskan masa bersama
untuk minggu ni, isteri saya dah membatalkan outstationnya. .

Buah Hati menelefon Murid Tuisyennya : Minggu ni kelas tuisyen mcm biase.

Murid Tuisyen menelefon Atuknya : Atuk, cikgu saya cakap minggu ni saya kene
pergi kelas tuisyen. Sori, saya tak bleh temankan atuk.

Atuk menelefon Secretary : Jangan risau, minggu ni kita outstation. Jadi
uruskan semuanya..

kesiannn...(madu tiga)

mo story sket pasal my uncle a.k.a iqhwan's father...actually lama uda dia masuk hospital...diagnose dpt penyakit hypertalasemia,osteoporosis, primary hyperthyroidism, left hand fracture, high calsium in blood,high blood pressure,lemah otot...nta la,mcm2 penyakit uda...so last week dia tenat..sesak nafas sebab terlebey air di paru2...so, dari hospital mesra dipindahkan ke hospital Queen Elizebeth...d HQE, dia stabil la...dirawat oleh doc disana...then doc bgtaw,dia takda harapan sembuh sepenuhnya sudaa...bdn dia sgt2 lemah menampung sgt2 bnyk penyakit...klu mo bedah pun takut nnt badan dia tak mampu bertahan...so better takpyh buat apa2...badan dia pun mengecil...bg bantuan pernafasan la...sekrg ni, ribcage dia runtuh akibat osteoporosis...tulang dia rapuh..so tak dpt duduk uda,baring ja la terlantar...oleh kerana ribcage dia runtuh, jantung dia terhimpit menyebabkan kesukaran bernafas seperti biasa...lagipun otot jantung dia mengecut dan semakin lemah...klu tgk dada dia,degupan jantung tu sgt2 kuat...jantung tu nmpk struggle mengepam darah ke seluruh badan dan ini membuatkan dia terasa sgt2 penat mcm berlari sprint 400m...(hehehe:P)...klu pegang badan dia, rasa sgt2 sejuk tapi dia kepanasan...pelik jg kan...tapi apa ble buat la,dah dia rasa camtu...

6 july hari tu, dia telah dipindahkan dari wad biasa ke ICU sebab dia perlu perawatan rapi sbb dia suda tak ble bernafas dgn sendiri lagi(berape bnyk 'sebab' daa..hehe)...bukan tak ble langsung la,tapi tak cukup nafas...so, masuk ICU kena bg bantuan oksigen yg terbaek la...katil dia telah ditegakkan sedikit untk membantu oksigen sampai keseluruh tubuh...dan alhamdulillah keadaan dia setakat ini stabil dan lebey ok dari sebelum ni....klu dulu pegang badan dia sejuk, sekrg panas uda menandakan peredaran darah dia sempurna uda...alhamdulillahhh...(agak skema jg ayat aku aa...ndapa la...ok la tu...hehe)

ni la dia...kami panggil dia 'Bongsu' cz dia adik bongsu mum aku..

ni bacaan blood pressure dia,denyutan jantung dll...nta la,aku pun tak reti gak tgk..hehe
poor him...:(
nta pape la mesin2 ni...klu aku ambik medic maybe aku tau la jg...
hehe...melawat pun take pic jg..
kiri tu abg dia, kanan tu my mum a.k.a kakak dia...

bz jg la 2 3 hari lepas...g balek hospital...aku pun bz jg, tlg jaga anak dia cz bini dia kena suru jaga dia kan..

babysitter tol aku ni..haha..tapi best la...enjoy!!actually jaga anak2 dia tu bukan aku sorg la...ada jg kena tlg2...gila aku mo jaga semua, kencing manis aku karang...hahaha...sudah la cengeng suma...klu nangis tu, suma la mo nangis...aduii2, sakit ginjal aku...

semoga bongsu sihat...may god bless u!!!...

thanks 4 da tag Fazz!!!...

sory fazz,baru berkesempatan menjawab tagmu...hehe...bz bha...lgpun baru jg perasan...hehe:>

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to an entry in ur blog with d wedding plan!=) At the end, choose d people u want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know about u! =)


1. how old are you?
19 year,3 month and 7 day...hehe..

2. are you single?
nope...:p

3. at what age do you think you'll get married?
emm,not really ready to think about it now..25 maybe...paling lewat 28 la...insya Allah klu ada jodoh...hehe

4. do you think you'll marry the person you are with now?
emm...nta la...tak terfkr lg...tapi law ada jodoh,dgn sesape pn terima jaa..

5. if not, who do you want to marry?
Jonathan Montenegro..hohoho...angan2 jerr..

6. who will be your bridesmaid & bestman?
sesapa ja laaa...

7. do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
A beach wedding..aku mo kawen dlm laut...haha...mo jmpa spongebob n the gang...!!

8. where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
Paris...the city of love~~..hehe


9. how many guests do you think you'll invite?
wow...bnyk kali mo jemput ni...hoho...nta la..

10. will that include your exes?
Yesh!!!...hehehe...

11. how many layers of cake do you want?
1 ja...tapi seluas padang futsal...hahahaha:D

12. when do you want to get married, morning or evening?
evening...

13. name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
simple plan's songs!!!rock the wedding day!!!hahahaha...(bengong tol!!..)

14. do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon&fork?knife?
nta...antam ja,yg penting mkn kan3x!!...

15. champagne or red wine?
ais kosong...hahahha...

16. honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
days after wedding...take time dulu...rht2...hehe

17. money or household items?
money Money MONEY MONEY MONEY $$$$$$ !!!! hahahahaha

18. how many kids would you like to have?
nta...

19. will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
of coz la...kenangan tu...huhu

20. whose wedding plan would you like to know next.
everyone who love to share~~..suma yg ada dlm blog list aku...

Sekian.... :P

Update3x~~~

some updates la for the past weeks...story behind the 'bz'ness....hehe...tapi tak dpt citer detail la cz dah lupa2...hahaha...so, to made it interesting i'll upload some pics..

lets begin with....

18-25 june 2009...

my parent went to Jakarta for a week...huhuhu bestnya...honeymoon~~...haha...actly ada hal dorg p sana...di samping jln2 jg la...

wow...berjota jota jotaaa....*rupiah*...hihihi
time hantar dorg pi apot...huhuhu
settle kan luggage...mereka~~~

so, selama 1 minggu my parent takda, kereta telah di conquer oleh aku...hahaha...tapi takda pi mana2 pun...bosan...lgpun bz cat rumah...aku cat rumah beb!!..takda la 1 rumah, ruang tamu jerr...tapi, sgt5x memenatkan...ada la jg my bro tlg...sis aku keja..enjoy la, got a pleasant experiance...5 hari 5mlm cat, baru siap on the last day my parent went back to sbh...hahaha...last minute baru struggle...haihhh...tapi puas hati la...(takda pula pic tym mengecat...teda kamera,hp kena pinjam...hehe)..

ohya,lupa mo citer...ada jg la hari tu aku jln2...g kk,saja2...kira mo masuk wisma kijap ja,mo beli takoyaki...pastu round2 la kijap...parking la sembarang ja...sekali kluar pi tmpt kreta balek, ada kelibat surat cinta diselit d wiper...jeng jeng jeng....

haihh...sia2 kena saman...yg paling nda puas hati tu, aku terlambt 5minitttt ja...aku disaman pukul 11.59am, aku sampai kreta dlm kul 12.04pm...aduyaiiiii...klu la seru tu dtg awal sket,suru aku cpt2 alih kreta...emm,ndapa la..rezeki polis...tapi blom byr lg pun...nnt lar~~

end of story...

26-28 june 2009...

ni tym weekend..sgt2 bz jg...lepas ja my parent balek jakarta tu trus bz urus wedding my kazen ni...my family in charge on the decortion kan...pelamin,baju pengantin, hias2 la apa yg patut,make-up...so start hari jumaat lagi bz...hari jumaat dia nikah, hari tu la jg mo siapkan pelamin...pagi2 kul 6am lagi kami pi sana...alhamdulillah siap la jg pelamin tu dgn jayanya...

tadaaa....hehe

majlis nikah...besa la...mo jg bergambar2...hehehe

peace... :>

my parent...hehe...comell~
majlis berinai...
majlis bersanding...
potong kek...
hehe...my dad karaoke as the background...
the angles...
nice pose wif dat 'angle' thingy...like the 'white' magic witch..:P
comelll~~..pengantin versi kecil...hehe

alhamdulillah..majlis2 berjln dgn lancar...cuaca pun baek sepanjang majlis berjln...tak panas terik, tak jg hujan...mendung je...so, nice la...tak jg pns,rimas,lemas...hehehe...congratzz to the bride n groom...may happiness live with u always!!!...

end of story...

oryte...tu je la untk kali ni...c ya...

At last...

ada uda internet d rumah...yeah2...2 weeks tak update...so later la...maybe i just update sket2 jew...yg menarik...nnt la...

Selamat Hari Ayah!!!

Dunno when father's day actually..but in my knowledge, our past celebration was today la...17 June...whatever la, for me everyday is father's n mother's day...Parent's day...haha...whatsoever..

Dad, MGBU...hope u happy,stay in a good mood, smile always n stay cool...u were great dad...thanks for raising us, the three musketeers...hahaha...

simple celebration only...klu wat meriah2 pun my dad teda perasaan..haha..cool ja

my dad nda mo kena ambil gambar...haha

that's ol...

Hari yang menyakitkan~~~

waaaa...kecewanya aku pada hari ini...gigi ku dicabut...huhuhu:'(..sedey2...hodoh dah...rompang...waaaaaaaaaa::::(

btw,tadi pagi aku g cabut gigi...aku sorg jer,my mum takda...g keja...so,xpala...sakit uda my gigi ni,so pi ja la cabut...actually lama dah pun sakit,tapi my dad ckp jgn cabut,syg...ble selamatkan lg tu...wat rawatan akar la,crown la, tanam la...so tampal la dulu...tapi sekrg dah sakit da,aku pun tak thn...nk mkn pun rasa tak best...aku takut gak tu...lama kot fikir mo cabut o tak...last2 aku pilih tuk cabut gak la...so today is the day...huhu

sampai ja klinik Dr Rohana tadi, dftr la..then menunggu..
nervous lagi tu tunggu...astaga,shaking ni tgn...huhu...then nurse panggil "Nurliyana"..Gulpps..dgn keberanian yg ada,semangat yg membara (hahaha) aku pun konfiden ja masuk bilik tu...duduk...buat muka nda takut...yakin ja...


Doc: Maw cabut ka??
Me: yup
Doc: (dia cek gigi aku)owh, gigi ni pula...betul ni mo cabut?klu kamu cabut rompang la tu...klu tak nak cabut ble buat altenative laen..tapi mahal sket n makan masa la...
me: (haihh doktor ni...aku ckp cabut,cabut ja la..aku kluar kang padan muka...haha)
ala doc, sy uda mo balek study ni...tak sempat dah kot...lgpun skt,tak thn dah...huhu

cara doc tu ckp wat aku kembali ragu2...mo cabut o x, cabut o x...hurm2...rasa mcm nda mo ja..tapi antam la...cabut ja...so, doc uda start pegang jarum...nggeeeeeeeee~~~takuttt...berdebar2 gila ni...nerves...haha...b4 dia suntik tu sempt lg bha tny, "betul ni mo cabut?"...aku pun, aii doc ni...kang gigi ko yg aku cabut suma...baru taw...haha... aku angguk ja la memandangkan dia uda pegang jarum tu...huhu...

start la proses mencabut...waaaaaaarrrrghhhh...yg paling sakit tym dia jarum tu la....huhu...jarum lg stylo...huhu...pastu....

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taaaadaaaa(ke chingg..)

pas selesai suma aku pun balek rumah....aku paling tak suka la rasa kebas2 tu...bius...mcm muka aku besar sebelah ja...lama lagi tu mo reda...huhu

struggle drive,walaupun rasa tak selesa...huhu

tu ja la...pengalaman pertama, pi cabut gigi sendiri2...selalu ada mum kc kawan...hoho...

What a wonderful MATHS~~

starts with:

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11

12 x 9 + 3 = 111

123 x 9 + 4 = 1111

1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111

12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111

123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111

1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111

12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111

123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88

98 x 9 + 6 = 888

987 x 9 + 5 = 8888

9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888

98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888

987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888

9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888

98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1

11 x 11 = 121

111 x 111 = 12321

1111 x 1111 = 1234321

11111 x 11111 = 123454321

111111 x 111111 = 12345654321

1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321

11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321

111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to

GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help

answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will

get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just

the way I did..